whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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