and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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