Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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