Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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