It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
seriously i just wanna be friends
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Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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