I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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