he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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