well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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