Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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