i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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