I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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