kristin has been a bad kristin
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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