So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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