just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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