my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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