I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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