I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
My dad is sitting where you rode me
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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