yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize
