It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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