I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I believe in your delicious
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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