how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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