Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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