it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Last time i carry you out of a forest
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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