were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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