i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
FUCK WHALES
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