i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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