i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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