It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
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