Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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