On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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