I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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