It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Dicks are not precious.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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