on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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