girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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