My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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