Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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