AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
