North Korea, Best Korea!
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
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