whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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