Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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