He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He kissed a someone with a penis
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
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