i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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