North Korea, Best Korea!
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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