dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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