these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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