So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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