Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
so explain again why im purple
no
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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