This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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