like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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