Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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