I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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