I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
Randomize
