I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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