No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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