just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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