you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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